February 2012
“he looked at me, right into my eyes. that queer, veiled expression… ; there...”
– I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith (via dasgalvanicparfum)
just bought Thor, damn you Tumblr
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
be-a-tle:
georgielovesjellybabies:
pirateharrisun:
I quote this like ALL the time
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Watchinacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
the office is better than you
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